Fourth of July

 Hello, it's me again.  Are you wondering why we are sitting outside in the dark, with me in my PJ's?  Yeah, I am, too.  What the heck?

 Oh.  Daddy said it's July 4th.  The birthday of our wonderful nation.  Apparently we celebrate by watching fireworks outside.  As you can tell, I'm just not into it. 

 Wait, what's that?  Cool!  I love the fireworks!  Wait, why are they over?  Come back fireworks!

Oh Sissy, someday you too will understand the joys of the 4th.  Until next year!