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August 3, 2008

A Corny Green Day

Why didn't anyone tell me corn on the cob is the best thing on earth? Sure is better than this corndog thing they are trying to get me to eat. Yuck. The only problem with corn on the cob is getting it off the cob. I like chewing the ends, eating the cob itself. A little roughage is good for the colon.

Apparently this is not the desireable way to consume corn on the cob (COTC). Daddy, in his infinite wisdom, taught me the ways of COTC. I wish we had it everyday because this is the only time I'm allowed to play with my food. Hmph.

On a side note, notice me sitting in the big kid chair? I'm pretty good at it. Although lately I've digressed to the highchair. Seems that escaping during dinner is not good manners. Whatever. I do what I want.

Wow. What a wonderful meal. Now, it's time to check out my music video. Yup, I'm a star. I love dancing lately and have some pretty stellar, street-wise moves. My music selection has changed from 'Twinkle Twinkle' to a bit more punky--Green Day's J.A.R. to be exact. I really only like the fast songs, the ones I can head-bang to. Mommy and Daddy get a big kick out of this. I think they're just happy I cry when I hear country music. Doesn't everyone? It's awful!

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

Way to go AJ. I think the spinning should be your signature move.
Love Aunt Beth

Anonymous said...

Rock on little cuz, rock on!

Anonymous said...

...wanna join our band? We're looking for some good talent.