As many of you know, Miss Kitty and I have a love/hate relationship. I love her and she (sometimes)
hates me. I thought we made amends until I found
this lovely contraption.
What is it, you say? I'll tell you what it is. It's a kid strangling, revenge machine!
Once again Miss Kitty had it all planned out. She
knew I would fall for the lure of the strings; she
knew I would wrap it around my neck. What does she do next? She starts chasing me! I didn't know what to do, so I. . .
started laughing hysterically. It honestly was the funniest thing I have EVER seen. And I've seen lots of funny things (like Mommy's hair in the morning or when Daddy grew 'chops'). Unfortunately, this was all part of Miss Kitty's evil plot. Get me laughing and comfortable so I forget about the noose around my neck.
Get me outta here!
Never fear, I made a miraculous escape. Sorry it wasn't captured on the camera. I'm that quick. Remember, I am faster than the speed of light. Hey, look what I found. It's my favorite noisy chicken car. Too bad the batteries are dead and the parents say they can't find any new ones. Sounds suspect to me. I'll have to bring it to Grandma and Grandpa F's house in June when we visit. Word is Grandpa finds good deals on batteries at Menards. Also, I heard they
LOVE my noisy chicken car--afterall, they are the ones who gave it to me!
As many of you know, Miss Kitty and I have a love/hate relationship. I love her and she (sometimes) hates me. I thought we made amends until I found this lovely contraption.
What is it, you say? I'll tell you what it is. It's a kid strangling, revenge machine!
Once again Miss Kitty had it all planned out. She knew I would fall for the lure of the strings; she knew I would wrap it around my neck. What does she do next? She starts chasing me! I didn't know what to do, so I. . .
started laughing hysterically. It honestly was the funniest thing I have EVER seen. And I've seen lots of funny things (like Mommy's hair in the morning or when Daddy grew 'chops'). Unfortunately, this was all part of Miss Kitty's evil plot. Get me laughing and comfortable so I forget about the noose around my neck.
Get me outta here!
Never fear, I made a miraculous escape. Sorry it wasn't captured on the camera. I'm that quick. Remember, I am faster than the speed of light. Hey, look what I found. It's my favorite noisy chicken car. Too bad the batteries are dead and the parents say they can't find any new ones. Sounds suspect to me. I'll have to bring it to Grandma and Grandpa F's house in June when we visit. Word is Grandpa finds good deals on batteries at Menards. Also, I heard they LOVE my noisy chicken car--afterall, they are the ones who gave it to me! 
3 comments:
I ask you, who doesn't love a noisy chicken car and a good deal at Menards?
AJ- I had a chicken car just like that. I can't find it anymore. Hope yours doesn't "get lost" too!
Thanks for the tip. I will keep it in my sight at all times.
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