Storage Tips

So you say you have an extra storage bin sitting around the house and you don't know what to do with it? Here's an idea:

Bathe your child in it! State of the art construction allows for maximum splash time with minimal baby escape-ability. Plus, you lazy adults don't have to scrub the bathtub.

How cheeky!

I cannot believe they put a photo of my tush on the web. How humiliating. No, I must be positive about such things--my parents are just showing off my baby fat and I am flexing my gluteus maxiumus. I will get them back...just wait until I start talking!

PS: Thanks, Auntie Brandy, for all the awesome comments. You seem to be winning the comment race lately--Auntie Beth must be too busy setting the VCR to record the "Pirate Master" show on CBS. Did she try out for an episode? Aaar.

Riddle

Please Note: The photos may not properly download, however, if you click on them individually you can see the full image.

Mommy asks: What do AJ and a piggy have in common?

A few possible answers: A) Both are cute B) Both make snorting noises C) Both have smelly poops

The correct answer is: D) Both eat tons of food!

Mommy's attempt at comedy is very disappointing. Yes, I have been eating a lot lately since my parents have figured out that I like to have a toy in my hand when I am fed. Hello, everybody knows that, why did it take them so long to figure it out?

I have been eating three meals per day with snacks in between. My meals have consisted of 1 small jar of meat product (I say "meat" loosely), and four ounces of a vegetable. I then have about 2-3 ounces of fruit for dessert and some milk to wash it down. I must be growing!

Doin' Time

What did I do to deserve such treatment? I know what I did, I learned how to move and get into stuff I'm not supposed to.

My Mommy and Daddy borrowed this "Play-yard" from Auntie Rasa and Uncle Donnie.

I think the correct name is BABY JAIL!!!

I must admit, baby jail is kinda fun.


I am free to roll and roll and kick and squeal and barf as much as I want to. Okay, the barfing isn't something I plan, it just happens.

When laying on my back, I enjoy picking up toys with my feet and dangling them over my head. My favorite toy to dangle is the little piano in the background. I haven't figured out why Mommy and Daddy won't let me dangle it over my head. Something about hurting myself...


You know what else I have discovered? Cat toys are just as fun as baby toys, if not more fun!


Okay, now I am bored. Have I done my sentence for the day? I know, how 'bout some jumping time in the Jumperoo!

One Inch at a Time

So I am getting closer and closer to crawling.


Mommy and daddy enjoy watching me roll around the floor. I also like to get up on all fours and rock. Going backwards is also fun.

Personally, I don't see what is so interesting about the way I travel.

I also enjoy grunting when I move.

One of my favorite toys is my CD player from cousin Ellen.

My favorite song is the Monkey song. It has a nice rock theme to it. You really should hear it.

I very much enjoy Sundays, that is when the weekly ads are in the paper. I like throwing them all over the living room floor.

Hi!
Something was funny. I can't remember what it was.


Oh, I'm sorry, I didn't see you there!


Ouch, where did that wall come from?