Daddy and I went for a walk the other day and look what we discovered: construction machinery! Holy cannoli, this is the best day of my life (thus far). I better put on my foreman hat and inspect the site.
While I'm excited to see the machinery, I can't help but wonder what happened to all the old people that lived in the nursing home here. Hopefully they had a permit to tear down the building and informed the old people to move out.
So far, so good. I don't see any old people wandering aimlessly looking for their nursing home. The machines also appear to be in good working order.
Hmm, just a pile of dirt. Good. No old people over there, either. Whew. I sure am glad, because those rollers can roll over people pretty fast, and old people have a tendency to be slow. Look at Mommy and Daddy. They are old and slow.
Man, look how huge I am compared to this dinky digger!
Inspection passed. Glad to see they thought of the old people before the machines tore down their nursing home. I'll be sure to notify the authorities if I see any old people wandering aimlessly through the streets.

























