
Decisions, decisions. Should I play with my noisy sorting toy or read my
favorite book?

I also neglected to mention this book is very tasty, too. I think I'll read the book. So, you're wondering, "How does a 19 month old read a book?" Very good question. Let me show you in a pictoral fashion. Since I have already completed the first two steps, (finding said book and locating an adult, who, you suspect, may know how to read) we are ready to advance to the next part of the activity. Warning: this is intense.

With all your might and energy, run full speed while shout/singing at the adult you suspect can read!

Proceed to throw the book in the unsuspecting adult and climb (headfirst, of course) on his/her legs, attempting to sit on his/her lap. Finally, giggle and squiggle until the adult starts reading the book and you listen intently, making sure to turn the pages: "Big 'A' little 'a', what begins with 'a'? Aunt Annie's alligators, A, A, A" and so on until about letter 'E'. Then fall off the lap and run away to another toy. Repeat the above steps with the exact same book ten to twenty minutes later at least twenty times per day. It NEVER gets old, believe me.

So you're wondering, what book is holding my attention dear? Why, it's
Dr Suess's ABC Amazing Alphabet Book! This guy is a
genius.
This book is amazing. It has it all: alligators, eggs, fiffer feffer feffs, and, of course, the incredible zizzer zazzer zuzz.

This book is well loved. By loved, I mean torn to shreds. I know, it doesn't look all that bad right now, but you should have seen it before Mommy fixed it with the magic 3M (TM) tape. I heard her grumbling about not ripping pages apart, or something. I wasn't really listening.

Hey, there's my book. Mommy and/or Daddy, will you please sit down so you can read this to me? It's been at least 5 minutes. I forget how it ends.